We had one of those days the other day. It started at breakfast when I looked at Sadie and she had her head back and was choking on something. She suddenly swung her head forward and coughed up a kitty charm bracelet (not just one charm, the whole thing). Which resulted in the confiscation of all her big girl jewelry.
Later that day we were out on the patio and I was reading my book while Sadie played when I heard her say "eww, my poopy feels squishy". I looked up to see her sitting on her little potty massaging her poop. It was especially lovely because we were having our downstairs bathroom painted so I had to run her all the way upstairs with poop dripping off her hands.
About an hour later the painter comes down stairs to tell me they have a "situation" in our bedroom. It turns out one of the guys had plugged the toilet and run so much water out the top of the bowl that it was pouring down through our a/c unit and all over our bedroom carpet.
So as I walk into the room with the painter he turns our bedroom light on, which has a fan and as the fan starts to spin it starts to spray the bed, walls, curtains and my face with sewage water from the toilet. At which point Max starts to scream like he is severely injured (because of course I have left Sadie and Max together in Sadie's room for 3 minutes alone, while I deal with the leak). I walk in to see teeth marks as deep as the grand canyon on Max's poor little cheek. His face swelled unbelievably and he had a bruise for about 5 days. This is a photo of the bite the next day.
Ryan was of course away in New York that day...ahh the joys of motherhood. I'm going to look back at the early years with only fond memories...right?
OMG. That is awful. I think this is the grossest thing I have heard in a long time! What a day. I hope you had a bottle of wine to yourself that night!
Posted by: Kaden & Whitt | October 02, 2010 at 12:25 PM